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Girls of Our Dreams
Site for Savannah
Site for RyAnne
Site for Belle
Mention the word demon to anyone you know and if they don't simply scoff at you,
then they're quite to envision something like this guy.
The motion picture industry would lead us to believe that a female vampire would look something like this ...
Now this vampire is more or less decently clan for a role on televison ...
Although after recently screening all thirty episodes of From Dusk Till Dawn - The Series,
I am of the opinion that they are pushing the envelope a bit these days ...
Much to my delight, I might add!
But in my line of work I've run afoul of a full-fledged vampiress or two on occasion,
and you may believe me when I say that these women are nothing you want to tangle with!
And for that matter ... Neither do I!
Demons, vampires and such are all agents of the Devil ...
And Satan is only likely to send one or another of them into our realm as a last resort ...
Because his true power lies in the secrecy of his ways ...
And that brings to the subject at hand ...
If that conversation in your friend's rumpus room hasn't already come to a screeching halt
then you might mention the word succubus ...
And to that the initial response is quite apt to be something on the order of "Huh?" and a blank stare.
Now you have the opportunity to show your audience just how erudite you can be as you recite the definition of a succubus which is
"A female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.
The word originates in late Middle English and is from the medieval Latin
succubus equating to ‘prostitute,’ from succubare, from sub- ‘under’ + cubare ‘to lie.’"
And the husband will miss your point entirely because in his mind's eye he will be envisioning
Elvira, Mistress off the Dark
who anyone in his right mind would welcome with open arms.
But then ... That is precisely the point I am trying to make ...
Beware of the Succubus!
When fully satiated that personification of Elvira is going to transform into a thing like this!
Or this!
It is fortunate for us all that much like the vampire to whom she is related,
the succubus may be dispatched in a similar manner ...
Provided that she has not been given the opportunity to complete her transformation!
As a matter of fact, when tracking down and destroying a succubus no special equipment is neccessary.
Neither stakes, crosses, nor Holy Water is required.
Good old-fashioned hand-guns are all that are needed and can fill the bill nicely.
For you see, unlike her vampire cousins, the succubus can and will maintain her human form in broad daylight!
And it was one of these she-demons that my team and I were out gunning for today!
I'd received word from one of my under-world contacts that the succubus Savannah had established a coven in this building!
My response was to assemble a team of two women willing to go after them!
RyAnne is one of the top female shootists in the business ...
And Tessa may be new to the trade, but I've watched her as she practiced at a range,
and I swear that girl could knock the seeds out of a grape at a quater of a mile!
None of us knew the exact location of the apartment ...
But then we heard voices coming from somewhere down a darkened hallway ...
And I thought that I recognized Savannah's voice from somewhere ...
"I know precisely who put this scar on my face!
And ladies ... once I track him down ...
I'm gonna kick some serious ass!
Are you two with me?"
There were murmurs of assent and then another voice spoke up ...
"That's Belle!" Tessa whispered. "I remember hearing that voice at the firing range!"
"Then we know which way to turn now, don't we?" RyAnne returned.
"Good for you Tessa!" I put in. "And thanks!"
"Do you know who we will be going after, Savannah?" A third voice came to us through the door as we approached.
"You know? I'm not really sure ... There have been so many ... But I'll know him when I see him!"
"Hoo-Boy! Does that ever leave us with a helluva lot of ground to cover!"
"I guess that I'll just have to fortify myself with a healthy snort!"
"Hey! Go easy on that stuff! It's gotta last us 'til the end of the week!"
"Woof! Man! Is that stuff strong or what?"
"I warned you to take it easy!"
"Hey you guys! Get serious for a minute!"
"Why? What's up? What do you see out there?"
"You told us that this building is unoccupied, didn't you?
"I did ... And so?
"Then why are there three strange vehicles standing out there in the parking lot?"
"I think we'd better prepare ourselves for some defensive action!"
"In that case ... You'd better take this hand-gun and let me handle the machine-gun!"
"It takes the hands of experience to manage this baby!
Otherwise you're apt to be shooting holes in the ceiling more than anything else!"
"Yeah? Is that right? Well I guess that I can make do with this here little pop-gun just fine!"
Following the voices, our trio knew that we were almost outside the door to the apartment ...
The sound of things convinced us that just beyond this door there were three of them to deal with ...
We paused only long enough to get ourselves coordinated ...
"I'll take the one on the left ..."
"... And you take out the one on the right!
Got that, Tessa?"
"Roger that!"
We could still overhear the sounds of conversation as I prepared to open the door ...
The women's voices were so calm that at first I thought that our approach had gone undetected ...
"Everyone ready? Then ... Here we go!"
Being the complete gentleman that I ever endeavor to be,
I allowed RyAnne to proceed me through the open door ...
Actually, I don't believe that I could have stopped her had I wanted to!
Tessa was only a step or two behind RyAnne and she shifted to the right as I,
being the last one through the door, moved into the center position ...
From the looks of things it appeared that though unannounced, our intrusion was not wholly unanticipated!
RyAnne took it upon herself to make the Official Announcement ...
Even though she was under no obligation to do so ...
You might say that the teams that I assemble are not exactly recognized as legitimate peace officers!
The words hadn't gotten out of RyAnne's mouth
before we were greeted by a hail of lead as Savannah came up firing her machine-gun!
Strangely enough, I really didn't blame them.
Right from the onset those women (or whatever they really were?) knew that we weren't there to take prisoners!
They were involved in what was to be a fight to the finish!
We exchanged the first rounds of fire with neither side sustaining a casualty ...
But then, the one called Belle took one in the gut!
There's one less of them to worry about! I thought as I watched the woman react to the bullet ...
"That bitch just got Belle!" Savannah growled.
And a growl it was too!
I know because I was there and I heard it!
Straight from the Pit it was!
It was enough to make my skin crawl and my hair stand on end!
I didn't rightly know then just how many of the slugs from Savannah's machine-gun burst hit Ryanne in the chest ...
But there must have been a whole passel of them
because I heard that distictive zup!-zup! sound the slugs made as they punched into her!
Ryanne managed to keep on her feet for a few moments while she struggled with the wounds in her chest ...
But her hands fell away as her knees buckled suddenly ...
And she fell face-down to the floor of that apartment with a thump that could be heard above the noise of the gunfire!
As RyAnne fell to the floor, Belle was making her painful way to a chair ...
Haven taken at least two rounds, I'd about counted this particular adversary out ...
My mistake! For now she was making every attempt to being her gun to bear!
But in the end she couldn't do it ...
It was through no lack of effort on her part ...
At this point she simply didn't have the strength ...
And she collapsed to the floor where she continued to worry at her wounds for a few moments ...
Before with a great gasping sigh the succubus breathed her last!
Savannah and I were still having out ...
But so far we hadn't inflicted any damage on one another ...
And I'd have to say that was damned fortunate in my case!
The one I had overheard them call Kiki was drawing a steady bead on Tessa!
But even as steady as she was, she wasn't quite quick enough and Tessa got off a shot that tagged Kiki first!
Tessa gave her a second round for good measure ...
And Kiki gaped down in open-mouthed amazement at her wounds!
Had Savannah assured these young women that they were immortal?
It would be just like her to tell a lie like that!
Belle likely would not have bought it ... But Kiki? I wasn't so sure ...
In spite of the fact that she was a much thicker chick than Belle ...
Kiki seemed to lack Belle's determination and perseverance as she slumped to her spot on the floor ...
Where she assumed the traditional position for any dying babe ...
Her eyes opened wide as she undoubtedly had a good look at what was in store for her - as well as any other succubus ...
And where without further ado she rather quickly and quietly expired.
Tessa had just made two fine shots of which she was more than well aware ...
But it may have served her in better stead had she been more aware of Savannah!
We may have done a job on her constituents but the Queen was still alive and as deadly in her determination to survive as ever!
Savannah drew a bead on Tess and stitched a diagonal line of slugs across her chest and belly
almost before I was aware of what was happening!
And by the time I realized what had just happened,
Tessa had taken about all that she could take and was on her way to join RyAnne on the floor!
Now were I in any way the kind of hero I've always imagined myself to be ...
I would not have hesitated to brave Savannah's bullets and leap to the rescue of my one remaining partner ...
But to what avail?
I could see that irrecoverable damage had been done to Tessa ...
And what was the point in getting myself shot full of holes?
And besides, if the truth be told,
I was somewhat more inclined to grab one of my partners
to use as a shield rather than leap to her assistance!
"Well Savannah! I guess it's all up to you and me now, isn't it?" I shouted.
All throughout our encounter, Savannah had done right well for herself
by keeping a rather low profile crouched down on that antique sofa of hers!
But now, for reasons known only to herself, she suddenly leaped to her feet!
And that's when I was able to prove conclusively
that there are times when a hand-gun gives you a distinct advantage over a heavier weapon!
I pumped a first round into Savannah's gut ...
But Queen Savannah was every bit as game as her acolyte Belle had been
as she tried to let me have it with a burst from that machine-gun of hers!
And damn if she didn't almost make it too!
About that time I decided that it might be wise to buy her another round!
My bullet struck Savannah in the chest pretty much where I had intended ...
Her body arched as her neck snapped back ...
And her gun slipped from her grasp ...
Where it fell to the floor ...
All but forgotten in the woman's stress and strain of this latest emegency ...
The Queen was now well on her way toward joining her companions on the floor ...
I thought that I might put another bullet into her ...
But Savannah no longer posed a serious threat to me or anyone else ...
Not that there was anyone else left alive to threaten!
And besides ... My gun was out of ammunition and I'd have to dig up a fresh clip from somewhere!
I began to say something a ways back and now I can't remember what it was ...
Oh, yes! Now I remember!
I was about to explain how in certain situations a hand-gun has an advantage over a larger weapon of any kind ...
You may have picked up on it in this small demonstration that Savannah and I have just enacted for you ...
And that's when it all comes down to who's quicker on the trigger ...
The one holding the hand-gun has the advantage ...
And that Savannah my dear is because ...
It's lighter ...
And it can be one helluva lot faster!
Gazing down at RyAnne as she lay sprawled face-down on the floor snapped out of my reverie ...
My Lord in Heaven!
I couldn't believe it!
I had not only survived ...
But I had come through that hail of flying lead without receiving so much as a scratch!
And here the ladies of both teams were all laying dead on the floor!
I was almost ashamed of myself!
But ... Well ... Not quite!
First things first ... So I knelt down to see whether there were any signs of life in either of my partners ...
Ryanne was most assuredly dead ... So I moved over to check on Tessa ...
Unfortunately, it was the same story with her ...
So I made my way back to RyAnne and flopped her corpse over on its back ...
As things had turned out, none of the girls were in any condition to lodge a protest ...
So I may just as well take this opportunity to check them out ...
And in this case who, after all, has any more business to do so?
And I must admit that I have ever been an admirer of an attractive woman's chest ...
Even if it has been recently shot full of holes!
Tessa? I guess there's time enough to check you out too ...
Let's see what kind of mess we have here, shall we?
Just as I had figured ...
Savannah and her machine-gun had nailed both of my partners ...
A real close, tight pattern to RyAnne's breast ..
And for you, Tessa ...
A thorough swipe diagonally across your chest!
That was about it for my two girls ...
I guessed while I was at it ...
That it was only fair that I attend to the opposing side ...
Tessa did her part all right!
RyAnne told her to take out the one on the right ...
And she certainly did all of that!
Look at this!
A double-tap fit for the textbooks!
I couldn't have done any better myself!
How long will her nipples stay up like this, I wonder?
Well Kiki! Which way should I turn from here?
There's still Belle and your boss to go!
I guess it may as well be your turn, Savennah ...
As you happen to be closest ...
And how is this for perfection, I ask you?
Bullet holes in her navel as well as the left breast!
It can't possibly get any better than this!
But now how on earth did you last as long as you did?
Have you really got a heart somewhere in there, I wonder?
Belle? I guess this makes you the last - but by no means least!
For some reason I decided that it best not to cut away Belle's outfit ...
Even if it were nothing more than a bunch of holes sewed together ...
I had no idea who ...
But someone might make good use of it later on ...
My cursory inspections were now complete,
so I decided that it might be a good idea to straighten things up a bit ...
My personal preference would have been to stack the bodies in attractive heaps ...
Such as a buddy of mine had a job doing at a womens' prison some years back!
But it takes two guys at least to manage that comfortably ...
And what with my back acting up as it has been these days ...
I figured that I'd do better to play it safe ...
By staying with the pattern that I had established when working alone as I was now ...
Which is - if you may recall ...
Is to arrange each and every body ...
In a single neat and tidy row ...
And so now here the ladies were ....
Friend and foe alike ...
Laid out side by side ...
Sisters in death ...
All of them now lifeless ...
And yet each in her own unique way ...
Remains so beautiful ...
I have to be going now before any nosey character barges in ...
I can't afford to be connected in any way to a room full of dead babes!
So Belle?
I guess this is goodbye for now ...
RyAnne!
Lord! How I will miss you!
You'll never know just how much ...
Savanna?
You were a most worthy opponent!
But then ... You always are ...
And by the way ...
Succubus or not - you're more than welcome to join me in my dreams anytime!
Day or night!
Try to remember that!
Will you?
And Kiki?
I can't say that I recall seeing you before ...
But you can believe it when I say that I sure do look forward to seeing you again one day!
Tessa!
Good Grief!
Was it really you in that hat that was way too big for you in that western the team did a few years ago?
How on earth did a nice girl like you get herself involved in a hoopla like this?
Never mind!
I guess that I really don't need to know!
Hopefuly we'll see you alive and kicking again some time!
Well ladies!
I guess that about wraps it up!
I'm looking forward to working with you all again one fine day!
OUT-TAKE:
And now I think that it's about time for all of you to hit the showers!
Aw right now!
Kill the cameras!
Douse the lights!
I dunno about you guys ...
But I'm outta here!
